YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR TEA!

HEY YOU GWUYS!

W W W WASSSSSSSSSSSSUP? :)

It's been an odd week, I'm not gonna lie aha
Some shitttttttt stuff is going on with my Granddad recently, like really really shit so I've been proper bummed out about that. Especially sinse my Dad's been in America all week and my brothers are still scattered in Australia & Lincoln, so it's just been me and my Mum rattling about the house amoungst a beastly cat and a scrap of a puppy...not cool, not cool.

HOWEVER I booked my holiday on Thursday! :D
It's going to be so, so ace! A bunch of us are heading off to sunny SPAIN in July!
I'm so excited, there's a massive theme park there, 6 clubs, a bunch of bars, beach within walking distance and a coach (I think it's a coach) that takes you to BARECELONA for the day :)
Plus anywhere I spend for a week with my friends is bound to be a riot, hands down they are a group of the funniest people I know. SO SEXY TOO.

I'm not just saying that 'cause I know they read my blog...

I also saw Alice in Wonderland today!
It was bloody hilarious, the mad hatter (played by the undeniably gorgeous Johnny Depp...corr I'm such a teenage girl sometimes) was my favourite character alongside the Queen of hearts who would be SUCH a fun character to play. Oh and the scottish rabbit was such a winner, I laughed so hard at whatever he said or did ahahaha
B'yeah, it's made me crave a tea party, I may just hold one next week with teapots and cakes ALL OVER THE SCENE

On that note, I shall depart to charge up my phone, update my ipod, make a cup of tea, grab a chocolate muffin AND watch a film Georgia lent me about skateboarders, Heith Ledger is in it <3

TOODLE PIP
x

ps check out Ellie Goulding & Erik Hassle's acoustic cover of "Be mine", it's ACE

Wisdom, but not the droney kind

IN MY OPINION...

We spend far too much of our life, worrying about our life. We get so wrapped up in our own self importance and our life "journey" discovering who we really are that we skip all the little bits in the middle that could be really great. Yes, a lot of things can be fucked up & we'll cry for no reason, miss deadlines, put on a bit of weight, snap at people and get jealous. So what?



It's all part of living. If you hated it that much you wouldn't do it in the first place.
So shut up, and go enjoy some cake in the sunshine. :)

"Perfect is boring! So you're not perfect! Wonderful! Have fun! Eat things that give you bad breath! Trip over your own shoelaces! Laugh! Let somebody else laugh at you! .... You can drink pickle juice and immitate gorillas and do silly things and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person"
-Stephen Manes

BLOW AWAY THE NEGATIVITY

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BLOG IS SICK, I WANNA HAVE A GO ON YOUR COMMENT.. CLICK!
ahahahaa..that's the second time I've poorly adapted that song


My last blog was PROPER negative, so I'm going to lighten the tone ever so slightly so I don't fall in to the negative, bitchy blog habit i know it's so easy to fall in to
(....)

I went on a meditation course yesterday.
It was bloody hilarious! It was in this lady's flat in Camden and the course was full of 20-30 year olds that were on a "journey to find out who I really am". We all had to go round in a circle and say why we were there and everyone had this deep reason but it got to me and I had nothing! I made some comment about doing pschology at university but I'm 17, I'm only interested in a journey if it involves some whiskey & live music. Paha. ALSO the lady doing it was ridiculously tall with a heavy German accent, made the whole thing very comical. She also had a habit of talking in a very hushed tone and then snorting very loudly to make a point, me and my Mum couldn't make eye contact throughout the whole thing through fear of exploding ahahaa

Meditation? Not for me

TOOODLE PIP
x

& another thing!

I apologize in advance, I'm going to rant my socks off..
.
RIGHT
first off I'd like to CUSS all those stupid people who post facebook status' and msn names and tweets directly aimed at one person, without actually mentioning that persons name. I COULD give direct quotes here however that would stir up a lot of poop, so I shall refrain but I'm sure you know the sort; "he's got me all tied up in knots" "she's got me obsessed" ETC It's stupid and vain and encourages stalking if you're the one at the recieving end.
I'd also like to point out I'm one of those people.

AND
Don't you think it's slightly cruel how our emotions play us? As soon as you beging to care about someone, feelings get involved making you more vulnerable which makes you want to protect that vulnerabilty causing you to argue more with the person you initially NEVER argued with, just because you now like them more. HOWEVER this arguing instead of being a sign of "HEY I REALLY LIKE YOU THAT'S WHY I'M BEING SO AGGRESSIVE" is actually a home wrecker. It wrecks homes. The arguments become too much and everything ends, all because you liked someone enough to argue.
It's shit.

ALSO
What is with dreams being the window into our subconscious? You may think you're perfectly dandy with a situation then BAM a reoccuring dreams hits you, highlighting fears you didn't even know you had. Yes, yes I'm aware dreams are not reality but isn't that worse? If your dreams were a reality then you'd be able to deal with it and move on HOWEVER if it stays as a reoccuring dream then there's no way to deal with it! Impossible!

I also hate people who chew gum too loudly, smugness, being in limbo, bad hair days and being ignored.

I think that's it. I'm going jiving tonight.

Don't get your hopes up

I'm not going to lie to you I'm a pussy
People keep telling me they've read my blog and haven't died of boredom so I've felt this mahoosive pressure to actually write a new one and be funny which is VERY HARD TO DO! So, don't hold your breath. This may have no humour in it at all. INFACT I'm going to write about necrophilia. KIDDING ahahaha Although, this one time I was going out with a boy who had that disease where your blood can't clot so you just keep bleeding; it's called hemophilia BUT at the time I couldn't remember and accidentally told someone "My boyfriend's a necrophiliac" ..awkward, awkward..

anyway
I have a puppy! She's really adorable but looks like a rat when she's wet..which isn't that often but still hilarious, I'll take a picture when she next has a bath (not that I'm encouraging puppy porn or anything)

Also performance evening for my theatre studies is next week! I'm bloody petrified as ALL my friends are coming to see it plus my mother (Dad's in Kenya, I swear he planned it deliberately). B'yeah, our piece is all physical theatre and I get thrown about a lot and there's this bit where I climb up peoples backs and then have to fall backwards and trust the people behind me will catch me ... it may not sound much but it's SO SCARY! I end up a nervous wreck in rehearsals.
DEAR LORD IT IS 2 IN THE MORN'
Right..I'm gonna stop here. I told you this was gonna be a crap one, just lemmie get back into the swing of it.

TOODLES HAVE A HAPPY THURSDAY x

There's white stuff everywhere

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey guys, what's new? So, this snow ay! It's great, everyone keeps moaning about the "destruction" it's causing but I love it when something shakes up the whole country :) I've had conversations with 5 strangers already just about the weather, it's brilliant! However, on the flip side (there's always a flip si-ide .. you'll get that reference abit later) my Dad got hit by a bus yesterday. He's fine and no one was hurt, apparently the bus just pulled out from the bus lane when my Dad was stuck in traffic, therefore couldn't move out the way or anything. When my Dad rang to tell me the news he had me on the loud speaker thing that plays out of the speakers on his car, and I could hear myself being played back. It made me realise how I can never have a future in the phone sex industry as I have the voice of a 5 year old. It's weird to have that sort of realisation when you're mid-conversation with your father..
Apart from that I don't really have much to share, exams are looming near so it's going to be pretty bleak until January is over..

Except you have to go check out my brother's music myspace NOW http://www.myspace.com/eiserkyt He went to a recording studio in Essex the other day and recording "flipside" IT'S SO GOOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW speak soon x

The 90s called, they want their jumper back

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Ahh I would tell you all my Christmas day anicdotes & what not, but I'm not going to lie I'm sorta sick of discussing Christmas right now. Don't you find that for the couple of weeks running up to Christmas you have alot of conversations that revolve around "So what are you getting for Christmas?" which later turns into "So what did you get for Christmas?" INSTEAD I'm going to do a cliched blog of my list of things to achieve in 2010 :) Are you excited? You should be.

To Do List 2010

• Fall in love (Carl, if you're reading this DON'T FREAK OUT! I wrote this list whilst watching the Holiday..a very soppy and romantic film)
• Get into Exeter
• Finish the books I start (I have about 4 on the go at the moment, I WILL finish at least one before I pick up another)
• Cook weird and wonderful things (I once got an A in food technology ya know ;) )
• Care less about appearence
• Find moisturiser that makes me "glow" (I'm aware this contradicts the point above...shut up)
• Study & be more motivated
• Decorate my room (I'm feeling a dusky pink?)
• Learn how to make cool things for friends and family (I WANT TO KNIT SO BADLY, OH GOSH IT HURTS)
• Buy CDs (goodbye Limewire..)
• Explore new places (Like your pantsWHAT)
• Get an organ doner card (everything but the eyes)
• Go to bed before 12 on school nights (I'm a wimp who can't handle late nights without a lay in..It makes me get sick *sniff*)
• Start writing things again (never ask to see anything I write, I will never show anyone other than Hannah on the rare occasion. Plus Frank Turner said himself in an interview that poetry is cool..disagree and you're uncool)
• Starbucks with out of touch friends more (Hello Daniel Plows :) Nicole, Lauren, Richard..etc etc)
• Deep condition hair more (I think I'm gonna keep it this dark..I'm diggin' it yo)
• Be more controlled with money (...)
• Eat breakfast! (You lose more weight if you eat in the morning did you know)
• Go for Sunday lunch at Nanny's (care to join? no? alright.)
• Visit Rhys in Lincoln (It's his last year, I feel it's time)
• Buy more matching underwear (HELLO READERS)
• Learn to play one Jose Vanders song
  
• Be Charity shop Queen
• Forgive easily (..unless someone like, kills my cat or something)
• Learn how to punch someone in the face (watch yourself)
• Go to the seaside (who wants to come :) )
• Make more playlists for different moods
• Talk to Brad atleast once a week (spoke to him today actually, he concussed himself in a foam pit the other night)
• Go for walks

Okay so this is the internet friendly version.. Speak soon :) x