I'm not going to lie to you I'm a pussy
People keep telling me they've read my blog and haven't died of boredom so I've felt this mahoosive pressure to actually write a new one and be funny which is VERY HARD TO DO! So, don't hold your breath. This may have no humour in it at all. INFACT I'm going to write about necrophilia. KIDDING ahahaha Although, this one time I was going out with a boy who had that disease where your blood can't clot so you just keep bleeding; it's called hemophilia BUT at the time I couldn't remember and accidentally told someone "My boyfriend's a necrophiliac" ..awkward, awkward..
anyway
I have a puppy! She's really adorable but looks like a rat when she's wet..which isn't that often but still hilarious, I'll take a picture when she next has a bath (not that I'm encouraging puppy porn or anything)
Also performance evening for my theatre studies is next week! I'm bloody petrified as ALL my friends are coming to see it plus my mother (Dad's in Kenya, I swear he planned it deliberately). B'yeah, our piece is all physical theatre and I get thrown about a lot and there's this bit where I climb up peoples backs and then have to fall backwards and trust the people behind me will catch me ... it may not sound much but it's SO SCARY! I end up a nervous wreck in rehearsals.
DEAR LORD IT IS 2 IN THE MORN'
Right..I'm gonna stop here. I told you this was gonna be a crap one, just lemmie get back into the swing of it.
TOODLES HAVE A HAPPY THURSDAY x
People keep telling me they've read my blog and haven't died of boredom so I've felt this mahoosive pressure to actually write a new one and be funny which is VERY HARD TO DO! So, don't hold your breath. This may have no humour in it at all. INFACT I'm going to write about necrophilia. KIDDING ahahaha Although, this one time I was going out with a boy who had that disease where your blood can't clot so you just keep bleeding; it's called hemophilia BUT at the time I couldn't remember and accidentally told someone "My boyfriend's a necrophiliac" ..awkward, awkward..
anyway
I have a puppy! She's really adorable but looks like a rat when she's wet..which isn't that often but still hilarious, I'll take a picture when she next has a bath (not that I'm encouraging puppy porn or anything)
Also performance evening for my theatre studies is next week! I'm bloody petrified as ALL my friends are coming to see it plus my mother (Dad's in Kenya, I swear he planned it deliberately). B'yeah, our piece is all physical theatre and I get thrown about a lot and there's this bit where I climb up peoples backs and then have to fall backwards and trust the people behind me will catch me ... it may not sound much but it's SO SCARY! I end up a nervous wreck in rehearsals.
DEAR LORD IT IS 2 IN THE MORN'
Right..I'm gonna stop here. I told you this was gonna be a crap one, just lemmie get back into the swing of it.
TOODLES HAVE A HAPPY THURSDAY x
I'M ANALYSING THIS BLOG!
ReplyDeleteI joke, I'm not. :]